Depois de uma semana completa na UERJ – ainda bem que eu não tenho mais aulas às sextas-feiras, senão estaria mesmo piradinha das idéias -, eu voltei a ter os mesmos problemas de sempre: o retorno da queda de cabelo, da caspa, do estresse, da paranóia e do cansaço visual, além de uma queimadura inexplicável que surgiu no meu dedo indicador da mão esquerda e uma dor horrível nas dobras dos outros dedos. E tudo isso eu decido à maravilhosa instituição estadual do meu Rio de Janeiro, amém!
BTW...
O sono incompreensível que me dá logo assim que eu acordo também voltou. Maravilha para alguém que tem que estar cem por cento ligada nas aulas mais chatas criadas pelo ser humano. It is very handy, thanks shisus!
domingo, 22 de agosto de 2010
segunda-feira, 16 de agosto de 2010
Joseph Blatter: How to create unstable team supporters
Se vocês ainda não entenderam o título, eu explico: (sim, essa postagem É sobre futebol) a FIFA está estudando uma proposta para mudar o sistema dos jogos da Copa do Mundo do Brasil, em 2014. Pra você que não leu o jornal O GLOBO ontem, eu revelo o grande mistério: o senhorzinho Blatter está pensando em acabar com os empates e prorrogações durante os jogos da primeira fase e (pasmem) quer a volta do “gol de ouro”! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE UNIVERSE??????
Tá, eu admito que ODEIO jogos que terminam empatados logo na fase de grupos. É mesmo um saco ter que anotar no caderninho com todos os jogos que Brasil vs República da Casa do Cacete foi zero a zero, mas pera lá, né?! O nosso amado Sepp quer levar os primeiros jogos que terminarem em empate para os pênaltis, for cryin’ out loud! Isso não é nem um pouco justo com os nervos dos torcedores!
E imaginem agora o retorno do “gol de ouro”, aquele em que, se o sujeito fizer um golzinho que seja na prorrogação, o jogo acaba direto! Gente, aquilo é muito teste pra cardíaco! Eu me lembro vagamente da semifinal da Copa de 1998 do Brasil contra a Holanda e eu fiquei muito nervosa quando o jogo terminou um a um. Eu pensei: “Fodeu geral agora, g-zuiz. É agora que a gente volta pra casa!” – não exatamente com essas palavras, but you got the picture!
Por isso, essa postagem é um pedido DESESPERADO de uma torcedora com problemas cardíacos. MR. BLATTER, PLEASE DON’T KILL US! THIS WORLD CUP IS VERY IMPORTANT TO OUR BELOVED COUNTRY! CHANGE THESE LAWS FOR 2018!
Amém.
Tá, eu admito que ODEIO jogos que terminam empatados logo na fase de grupos. É mesmo um saco ter que anotar no caderninho com todos os jogos que Brasil vs República da Casa do Cacete foi zero a zero, mas pera lá, né?! O nosso amado Sepp quer levar os primeiros jogos que terminarem em empate para os pênaltis, for cryin’ out loud! Isso não é nem um pouco justo com os nervos dos torcedores!
E imaginem agora o retorno do “gol de ouro”, aquele em que, se o sujeito fizer um golzinho que seja na prorrogação, o jogo acaba direto! Gente, aquilo é muito teste pra cardíaco! Eu me lembro vagamente da semifinal da Copa de 1998 do Brasil contra a Holanda e eu fiquei muito nervosa quando o jogo terminou um a um. Eu pensei: “Fodeu geral agora, g-zuiz. É agora que a gente volta pra casa!” – não exatamente com essas palavras, but you got the picture!
Por isso, essa postagem é um pedido DESESPERADO de uma torcedora com problemas cardíacos. MR. BLATTER, PLEASE DON’T KILL US! THIS WORLD CUP IS VERY IMPORTANT TO OUR BELOVED COUNTRY! CHANGE THESE LAWS FOR 2018!
Amém.
sexta-feira, 13 de agosto de 2010
The Mystery of the White Jeans.
(Excepcionalmente hoje, postagem em inglês. Hope u don't mind.)
Sometimes I sit and wonder about how determined are women when they want something (or someone) really badly. I'm not saying they are doing something wrong necessarily, but I think there are some things a little of the edge. Like the case in the title above.
Let me clarify the situ for u.
There's a famous (at least, I think so) case going on in my beloved college, and yesterday I was trying to remember how did it all start, you know? And then, I had a vision of the white jeans and its seduction.
The whole thing was very depressing really. Just imagine a woman walking by in skinny white jeans and a very short top. Then, picture that same woman walking by some dude's door to impress him somehow.
Got it?
I swear to God it was traumatizing. Let's all hope I can recover from the trauma.
(A.N: I give the whole thing another month until it ends.)
Sometimes I sit and wonder about how determined are women when they want something (or someone) really badly. I'm not saying they are doing something wrong necessarily, but I think there are some things a little of the edge. Like the case in the title above.
Let me clarify the situ for u.
There's a famous (at least, I think so) case going on in my beloved college, and yesterday I was trying to remember how did it all start, you know? And then, I had a vision of the white jeans and its seduction.
The whole thing was very depressing really. Just imagine a woman walking by in skinny white jeans and a very short top. Then, picture that same woman walking by some dude's door to impress him somehow.
Got it?
I swear to God it was traumatizing. Let's all hope I can recover from the trauma.
(A.N: I give the whole thing another month until it ends.)
domingo, 8 de agosto de 2010
WH Questions on My All-Time Favorite Subject.
Pois é, gente. O fato é que euzinha não consigo mesmo ficar afastada do meu novo assunto preferido: futebol e seus maravilhosos jogadores.
Então, eu arrumei um pretexto bem forte para continuar postando textos sobre isso. Um dia desses, passando por algumas páginas dedicadas ao assunto, eu encontrei um joguinho de perguntas e respostas bem interessante.
Vamos lá, então!
1. List your top ten favourite men in football (only if you really, really can’t think of anyone else you can name someone outside of this)
2. Answer all the questions listed.
3. Reblog.
1 - Fabio Cannavaro
2 - Xabi Alonso
3 – David Villa
4 - Gerard Piqué
5 – Daniele de Rossi
6 - Iker Casillas
7 – Roque Santa Cruz
8 – Cesc Fábregas
9 – Diego Forlán
10 – Wesley Sneijder
So, what do you like most about 2?
>> His ginger beard. I could stay up all night just to observe those little hairs…
If you could do anything to 4, what would it be?
>> LMFAO I don’t think I could say what I would do right now… ; )
Who would you choose between 5 and 7?
>> OH JESUS, 5! There is no doubt about it!
Out of a ten, how much would you rate 1?
>>OMG, Fabio?! Out of ten, I would give him 1000000000000! He’s just perfect, from head to toe – seriously, I’ve checked!
What do you find most attractive about 1?
>>That’s a tough question. There are so many things that I like about him… His smile, his deep blue eyes, his ass – oh, yeah, the finest ASS in Europe! I love everything about him, every line in his beautiful face…
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?
>>Probably dinner and a movie. Then, who knows, right? Villa’s just so goddamn charming… ; )
If 8 was a type of season, which season would he be?
>>Spring. Spring time makes you feel happy and filled with hope and whenever I see pics of Cesc, I walk away smiling. I think he is just sweet.
Why is 10 is not higher up your list?
>> Because he is from Netherlands and he scored two goals that eliminated Brazil from the WC… LOL
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up?
>> Idk, maybe be born again, and this time here, in Rio…? LOL
What would be the ideal situation for you for 2 and 4?
>> Oh, a threesome. A total confusion of legs and hands and scents… Xabilicious kissing me, while Piqué is taking care of my legs… 8D
Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
>> Fabs and Alonso. I think it would be so much fun…!
Marry, shag or kiss - 1,3,2
Marry- 2
Shag- 1
Kiss- 3
What do you hate most about 7?
>> Depending on the day, his hair is not really… right. That would be the only thing, really.
Have you ever thought about how you’ll react when you meet 3?
>> Oh, God, yeah! Most of the time, I just think I’ll have a hissy fit and I’ll drop dead at the sight of him. In others, I think I’ll just scream until my I lose my voice. In the end, IDRK what I’d do.
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on tv before?
>> Unfortunately not.
Have you ever dreamt about 6?
>> Not yet. Looking forward to – but without Sara Carbonero, PLEASE!
Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
>> If we analise the age, it would Piqué. Without the age as a restraining point, I would definetely take Xabilicious with me. I just think he is very classy!
Cuddle, glomp or kiss - 9, 7, 4
Cuddle- 4
Glomp- 7
Kiss- 9
If you could give anything to 9, what would it be?
>> Probably a hug, just to feel those muscles holding me… OMFG, HE IS SO HOT!
Out of all of them - who would you:
Kick? Sneijder, but only because of what he did to us, brazilians, in the WC! ;)
Kiss? Fabs, forever!
Pinch cheeks? Piqué!
Run away with? Fabs again.
Act like an idiot with? Xabilicious
Cry on? Villa
Take to see your parents? Xabilicious
Bungee jump with? Cesc
Cross dress with? De Rossi
Swap lives with for a day? De Rossi again, only to see Canns naked in the dressing room and get some visualization of that!
Reblogging to: http://tjuice.wordpress.com = Raquel, eu quero ver as suas respostas!
;)
Então, eu arrumei um pretexto bem forte para continuar postando textos sobre isso. Um dia desses, passando por algumas páginas dedicadas ao assunto, eu encontrei um joguinho de perguntas e respostas bem interessante.
Vamos lá, então!
1. List your top ten favourite men in football (only if you really, really can’t think of anyone else you can name someone outside of this)
2. Answer all the questions listed.
3. Reblog.
1 - Fabio Cannavaro
2 - Xabi Alonso
3 – David Villa
4 - Gerard Piqué
5 – Daniele de Rossi
6 - Iker Casillas
7 – Roque Santa Cruz
8 – Cesc Fábregas
9 – Diego Forlán
10 – Wesley Sneijder
So, what do you like most about 2?
>> His ginger beard. I could stay up all night just to observe those little hairs…
If you could do anything to 4, what would it be?
>> LMFAO I don’t think I could say what I would do right now… ; )
Who would you choose between 5 and 7?
>> OH JESUS, 5! There is no doubt about it!
Out of a ten, how much would you rate 1?
>>OMG, Fabio?! Out of ten, I would give him 1000000000000! He’s just perfect, from head to toe – seriously, I’ve checked!
What do you find most attractive about 1?
>>That’s a tough question. There are so many things that I like about him… His smile, his deep blue eyes, his ass – oh, yeah, the finest ASS in Europe! I love everything about him, every line in his beautiful face…
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?
>>Probably dinner and a movie. Then, who knows, right? Villa’s just so goddamn charming… ; )
If 8 was a type of season, which season would he be?
>>Spring. Spring time makes you feel happy and filled with hope and whenever I see pics of Cesc, I walk away smiling. I think he is just sweet.
Why is 10 is not higher up your list?
>> Because he is from Netherlands and he scored two goals that eliminated Brazil from the WC… LOL
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up?
>> Idk, maybe be born again, and this time here, in Rio…? LOL
What would be the ideal situation for you for 2 and 4?
>> Oh, a threesome. A total confusion of legs and hands and scents… Xabilicious kissing me, while Piqué is taking care of my legs… 8D
Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
>> Fabs and Alonso. I think it would be so much fun…!
Marry, shag or kiss - 1,3,2
Marry- 2
Shag- 1
Kiss- 3
What do you hate most about 7?
>> Depending on the day, his hair is not really… right. That would be the only thing, really.
Have you ever thought about how you’ll react when you meet 3?
>> Oh, God, yeah! Most of the time, I just think I’ll have a hissy fit and I’ll drop dead at the sight of him. In others, I think I’ll just scream until my I lose my voice. In the end, IDRK what I’d do.
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on tv before?
>> Unfortunately not.
Have you ever dreamt about 6?
>> Not yet. Looking forward to – but without Sara Carbonero, PLEASE!
Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
>> If we analise the age, it would Piqué. Without the age as a restraining point, I would definetely take Xabilicious with me. I just think he is very classy!
Cuddle, glomp or kiss - 9, 7, 4
Cuddle- 4
Glomp- 7
Kiss- 9
If you could give anything to 9, what would it be?
>> Probably a hug, just to feel those muscles holding me… OMFG, HE IS SO HOT!
Out of all of them - who would you:
Kick? Sneijder, but only because of what he did to us, brazilians, in the WC! ;)
Kiss? Fabs, forever!
Pinch cheeks? Piqué!
Run away with? Fabs again.
Act like an idiot with? Xabilicious
Cry on? Villa
Take to see your parents? Xabilicious
Bungee jump with? Cesc
Cross dress with? De Rossi
Swap lives with for a day? De Rossi again, only to see Canns naked in the dressing room and get some visualization of that!
Reblogging to: http://tjuice.wordpress.com = Raquel, eu quero ver as suas respostas!
;)
segunda-feira, 2 de agosto de 2010
domingo, 1 de agosto de 2010
New Found Glory
O Fluminense se tornou o meu segundo time do coração – Vascão sempre em primeiro lugar, na vitória ou na derrota!- E eu vou logo dizendo que não é porque o Flu está vencendo quase todas as partidas desse Campeonato Brasileiro, não. A minha simpatia por ele já vinha desde o ano passado, quando ele quase – mas quase mesmo – foi rebaixado para a segunda divisão – até hoje me lembro dos cavalinhos do Fantástico mostrando o Flu com uma trouxa de roupa, indo embora para a estradinha da Segunda Divisão, enquanto o Vasco estava voltando cheio de alegria...
Enfim... Agora falando um pouquinho do Futebol Internacional... o que foi aquele jogo da Copa de Paris (Bordeaux Vs Roma)?! Não queria falar nada não, mas eu a-do-ray o Gourcuff com aquela camisa branca sexy do Bordeaux e senti muita falta do meu stripper favorito, o DDR. VOLTA LOGO, GATÓN!
BTW...
O que foi também o jogo do Manchester City vs Inter de Milão?!
Os destaques - na minha opinião - foram pro Phillippe Coutinho (caram, o moleque joga MUITA BOLA e veio de onde, hein? Hein?! Do Vascão!!!) e pra todas as tatoos bizonhas do Materazzi. Eu juro que não sabia que ele tinha tatuagens nas pernas. WTF WAS THAT, EXACTLY??????
(Escrito no dia 31/07/2010)
Enfim... Agora falando um pouquinho do Futebol Internacional... o que foi aquele jogo da Copa de Paris (Bordeaux Vs Roma)?! Não queria falar nada não, mas eu a-do-ray o Gourcuff com aquela camisa branca sexy do Bordeaux e senti muita falta do meu stripper favorito, o DDR. VOLTA LOGO, GATÓN!
BTW...
O que foi também o jogo do Manchester City vs Inter de Milão?!
Os destaques - na minha opinião - foram pro Phillippe Coutinho (caram, o moleque joga MUITA BOLA e veio de onde, hein? Hein?! Do Vascão!!!) e pra todas as tatoos bizonhas do Materazzi. Eu juro que não sabia que ele tinha tatuagens nas pernas. WTF WAS THAT, EXACTLY??????
(Escrito no dia 31/07/2010)
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